For the days when patience runs out and sass runs high—the “Zero Trots Given” Amber Glass Candle tells it like it is. Light it up, roll your eyes, and let the barn know you’re not here for the drama.
ZERO TROTS GIVEN | Funny 9oz Amber Glass Candle
Available Scents:
- Christmas Warmth: Spiced orange, fir, pine + smoky fireplace.
- Cinnamon Vanilla: Sweet, creamy, and comforting.
- Coconut Cream + Cardamom: Tropical with a musky twist.
- Peppered Passionfruit: Juicy, bright, and bold.
- White Sage + Lavender: Calming barn zen energy.
- Unscented: Just flame, no fuss.
Product Features:
- Size: 9oz amber glass jar
- Eco-friendly: 100% natural soy wax blend + cotton wick
- Clean burn: vegan, paraben-free, phthalate-free
- Stylish reusable amber glass jar = rustic barn chic
- Hand-poured in the USA with globally sourced parts
- ASTM safety compliant
Why You’ll Love It:
Because sometimes the only thing you’ve got left is zero trots.
Candle Safety:
- Burn within sight and don't leave unattended. Don’t light near hay!
- Keep away from kids, pets & hay bales
- Don’t add oils to hot wax
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