Barn Dirt Is My Glitter | Funny Amber Glass Candle for Equestrians & Horse Lovers: Who needs diamonds when you’ve got manure, hay, and a little horsehair thrown in for good measure? The “Barn Dirt Is My Glitter” Amber Glass Candle is the ultimate badge of honor for barn babes, stable rats, and equestrians who know that muck boots shine brighter than stilettos.
Hand-poured in sleek amber glass, this snarky candle doesn’t just smell amazing—it’s your daily reminder that barn dirt is the real sparkle of life. Whether you’re laughing over post-ride chaos, gifting your horse-obsessed friend, or just keeping it real in the tack room, this candle delivers humor with every burn. Available in scents that range from cozy holiday vibes to fresh, calming blends, it’s the perfect mix of sass and self-care.
Available Scents:
- Christmas Warmth: Cozy orange spice, fir, pine, and smoky fireplace notes.
- Cinnamon Vanilla: Sweet cinnamon swirled with creamy vanilla.
- Coconut Cream + Cardamom: Tropical coconut with a spicy, musky kick.
- Peppered Passionfruit: Juicy mango + pineapple with amber and sandalwood.
- White Sage + Lavender: Fresh, calming, and perfectly barn zen.
- Unscented: For purists who like their air as clean as their tack (or to add your own oils).
Product Features:
- One size: 9 oz amber glass jars
- 100% natural soy wax blend with cotton wick
- Eco-friendly, non-toxic vegan, paraben- & phthalate-free
- Sleek reusable amber glass vessel
- Clean burn, compliant with ASTM safety standards
- Assembled in the USA (globally sourced parts, because hey—transparency)
Why You’ll Love It:
Because horse girls don’t sparkle—they dust off arena dirt like confetti. This candle is equal parts funny, functional, and fabulously equestrian. Light it up, embrace the chaos, and let barn life be your glitter.
Candle Safety:
- Always burn within sight
- Keep away from kids, pets & hay bales
- Don’t add oils to hot wax unless you’re into unplanned explosions
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