Let’s be honest—horses get us. People? Not so much. Our “Horses Because People Are Dicks” mug says what every equestrian is thinking, with just the right amount of sass and charm. Whether you're at the barn or the office, this hilarious ceramic mug is guaranteed to spark smiles, knowing nods, and maybe even a few laughs.
Crafted with a glossy finish and bold, vibrant design, this mug brings humor and personality to your daily coffee or tea ritual. It's the perfect gift for horse lovers, barn besties, trainers with a sense of humor, or anyone who appreciates a cheeky quote with their morning brew.
FEATURES
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Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek, polished look
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Bright, fade-resistant colors printed with advanced techniques
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Comfortable C-handle for a smooth sipping experience
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Microwave-safe for quick reheating
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Dishwasher-safe for hassle-free cleanup
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Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Pop it in the dishwasher (top rack preferred) or hand wash with warm water and mild soap for long-lasting print and shine.
PERFECT FOR:
Sassy horse lovers · Equestrian humor fans · Unique barn gifts · Trainers and grooms with attitude · Birthday, holiday, and “just because” gifts
🐴 For those who prefer hooves over humans—sip with sass, ride with pride.
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